'My Sister's a Ship, we had a rough childhood!'


arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand


5 days ago on 13 Apr, 14 | 183771 notes via buckyraccoon - © rivermoth

thegaywomenchannel:

We’ll take two scoops of the baby dyke please.

thegaywomenchannel:

We’ll take two scoops of the baby dyke please.


5 days ago on 13 Apr, 14 | 129974 notes via leavingsofthewolf - © bolto
tagged as: #places I need to go

admhawthorne:

onceuponawickedphan:

It got better.

Yes, it really did.

There are separate French and Canadian French versions done by the same person? Does she just change her accent?



strawberrypatty:

merindab:

rustycoralnipples:

Headcanon in which Sherlock gets captured by some criminal and Lestrade thinks something is up so he calls Sherlock, but the criminal holds a gun to his head and tells him exactly what to say, which is “everything is fine Greg,” and Lestrade knows something is wrong because Sherlock never remembers his name.

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Oh my God, I need this to be true. It would be Lestrade and Sherlock’s own Vatican Cameos. Just between them.



silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster



fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge


5 days ago on 12 Apr, 14 | 54619 notes via buckyraccoon - © fedorea

billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.



  • Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room


itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg


6 days ago on 11 Apr, 14 | 767437 notes via josephledger- - © legeniall

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

e-m-e-t-t:

Regret

For Concepts Class: Illustrate a nonphysical word. The class had to try and guess it. 

what a spectacular illustration


1 week ago on 11 Apr, 14 | 37084 notes via llamapus - © e-m-e-t-t

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

the slavic one sounds like russian news (they’re really hard to understand)